FREE STUFF

Everything on this page is, and always will be, 100% FREE! If you want to give us something in return, you may (we have Patreon + PayPal links in our sidebar), but you’re under ZERO obligation to do so. We’re family and we love ya either way! Enjoy the FREE STUFF, Fam!! ♥

During the COVID-19 lockdown of 2020, we quickly realized that many of our online “fam” had no idea how to cook for/feed themselves without takeout.

That’s why we made The Quarantine Cookbook! Over 70 pages of tasty recipes from HorrorFam.com, Mutant Cafe, and your online horror-lovin’ fam! Get the PDF for FREE here!

This horror-fantasy novel is a scary and whimsical listen to keep you occupied while you shelter in place! Get the first four audiobook chapters here!

Feeling stressed? Grab some crayons/colored pencils/markers/pens/the blood of your nemesis (kidding) and wind down by coloring our HorrorFam.com mascots!

Each mascot is a full-page PDF that you can print out and color in however you like. Get them here.

Click here or on the preview image to find out! (based on this HorrorFam.com article/research)

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